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initiated by sonali on April 21, 2007
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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Me a big fan of santa-banta ...
Why did Santa Singh took 18 sardars to watch a movie?
Because under 18 was not allowed!